The Day the Triscuits Died

Overheard at Mexican restaurant...

"Tristian, have you eaten any of your chicken?"

"Tristian, stop eating crackers and eat your chicken."

"Tristian, that's it. If you don't eat your dinner now, that's IT for Triscuits FOREVER!"


  1. Maybe Tristian's parents should rethink their Tristians name before cutting Triscuits FOREVER...that's just a cruel.

  2. I too am guilty of having banned things FOREVER: TV, computer, play dates.... never snack food, though!


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