A Hypothetical

If a purely fictitious Mother A bathed purely fictitious Baby B... er, C, and Baby C subsequently emptied a bowl of applesauce over her head, can Mother A get away with swabbing the mess with a damp paper towel, or must she bathe Baby C again? These are the questions I ponder as I dodge the flying food.

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  1. Another purely fictitous mother, (let's say of three boys...) once spend a week parading her son through the streets of a major city with roughly a 1/3 of a can of Aquaphor in his hair. Several months later she used the palm of her hand to remove half a tube of toddler toothpaste from the same son's hair. I'd say that the fictitous mother you speak of, did just fine with the paper towel! :-)

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